I had some money of my own
now my wallet is so drained
cuz Princess put me on a leash
and scrambled up my brain.
She scrambled up my brain, She did.
She made me not so sane.
She put my life into Her palm
and now i'll never be the same.

i once wore undies like a man
and pee'd while standing up
No briefs, boxers or calvin klein have i.
these frilly panties have no cup!
Sit like a fairy boy do i
with panties 'round my knees
or put my feet in to the air
and pee straight unto me!
i pee in my own homely face
while dressed in pink and lace
i once was a man i used to know
but HER will has took my place!